*You're kidding,* right Zimbabwe has run out of venues. What a shocking surprise So, we're expected to trek all the way to Limpopo, South Africa just to watch our lovely queens strut their stuff on stage? Because, clearly, Zimbabwe's vibrant cities like Harare and Bulawayo just aren't good enough. I mean, who needs local tourism when you can boost South Africa's economy instead? It's not like we have stunning natural wonders like Victoria Falls or Hwange National Park that could host a fabulous pageant. And what about the logistics? Are we expected to hitchhike to Limpopo or something? All joking aside, it's really disappointing that Zimbabwe can't host its own pageant. Hopefully, next year we'll get our act together and showcase our beautiful country to the world. *Until then, road trip to Limpopo, anyone*