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February 11, 2025 at 02:48 AM
🌝🥰😁 MOMENT 🤩 OF LAUGHTER 😍🤣🤣
1. Igbo girls will be like *there are 2 type of formal retters: formal retter and Ifeoma retter🥴🥴😊
2. I asked a girl on Facebook to tell me about herself.... I fainted after she told me * THAT SHE IS SLIM COMPLEXION🙈😅😅
3. Have u ever been stressed with a relationship .... That even a Taxi driver ask u * where are u going to, and u reply * Only God knows🙆🏻♂️🥴🙄
4. The downfall of man is not the end of his life but if he falls from 3 Storey building , that one nah * CALL OF EXIST🤣🤣
5.this Anambra Guy called me and was like * My Blooder u are very talrented , i have been leading ur jokes🥴🤣🤣
6. When u buy a blue jeans, from Aba and wash it, u can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat🥴😄😄
7. As a man if ur wife head is bigger than urs, that means she is the head of the family🤷🏻♂️😂😂
8. Igbo girls will be like * Baby i wanna drink HIGH SCREEN😮🤣🤣
9. Fake happiness after break-up is very bad... My Neighbour just fainted while laughing🙅🏾♂️🤷🏻♂️🤦🏽♂️
10. No matter hw nice u are to a goat
it will still eat ur Yam🤦🏽♂️🥺😌🏂🏂🏂
11) Those of you who look at the tissue🧻🧻 after cleaning your ass...Do you expect to see ice cream🍦🍦🧁🧁
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
12) Dating me doesn’t mean we should talk everyday.It’s a relationship not a radio station my dear
🤝🤝🤝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣🤣🤣
13)Strong Head Association of Nigeria (SHAN) Are we doing the NIN or they should do their worst 💔*
😁😁😁
#miga
14)SUGAR DADDY: Check ur Account balance,enjoy your birthday.*
*BOYFRIEND: On this special day an Angel was born.. na angel be the gift?*😳😳
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
15) Sex style no dey finish for my neighbor room,which one be *baby do as if you are going back to 2024*🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️🤣😂😂
16) Ladies when you are engaged don't say you are taken, you are just booked. Bookings can be cancelled anytime._😂😂😂😂😂😂
17) Next time someone asks you; what do you do for a living.... Just answer... I breath in and out🤪🤪🤪😜 #miga
18) Associations no go kill person for this country oo which one be standing breast association of Nigeria (SBAN) motto: without bra we move*🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
19) *Wahala dey o*🙆🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️
*Person wey climb tree to pluck mango beside Prison fence*
*Don fall Inside prison yard*🤣🤣🤣🤣*
20)I REMEMBER MY FIRST HEART BREAK 💔*
*Dat day i woke my Aunty’s 6 months old baby midnight and explained everytin to him. he cried too😢* #miga
21)Teacher: What do you do after school?*
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan! 😂😂🤪🥴🙆🏻♂️🏂🏂🏂ce
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