MORNING JOKES 😂 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15o.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 Please please don't pass without reacting and sharing... Thanks 😊