
Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Goodmorning jokes 😂😂😂🙋
1. Being ūgly is challenging. Someone will just look at you & conclude that you're wīcked.🤣🤣🤣🤣
2. Mother in law asked her son's wife "Why all the children didn't resemble their father???"
She replies "What I have is a reprøductive system, not a photocopying machine"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3. It hūrts so much when you know you are a Vīrgin but people don't believe you cause you have a kīd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4. When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commīt Sūicīde but a doctor saves you and now you're owing the doctor 200k as well. Village people chaii😂😂😂😂😂😂
5. Playing with kids these days can be very strēssful. My Friend's child has been çrying since morning because I refüse to eat the food she made with sand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. I stood up to my mum yesterday, she wanted to change the channel, I said No, I was there first. Told her to sit down and be quiet, I'm grown. It felt good.
Anyway, If you want to visit me, I'm at universal of Benin Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. Ward 5. Approach from the left cause my right eye is closed. I'm indeed grown. 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
7. I don't gøssip.
It's not my fault that you are not there when I talked about you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8. This weekend I'll be hosting a party at home. It's only for cute people. If you are ūgly please don't come
Even myself I won't be there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9. Women hātē Mathematics but love counting money. Is counting mōney Geography??🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
10. WEDDING NIGHT CØNFESSION
Husband: I'm sorry honey, I've slept with lots of prøstitutes.
Wife:I said it, your face looks familiar🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂 Gbas gbos🙄😂😂
11.what will you gain from this after reading post without giving your reactions 🙄
No weapøn formed against Me and my folløwers will prosper,,, AMEN 👏😶😶
May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post Without reacting, sharing and following Get Stole or Else fall in a Basin of Water This My Humble Prayer 😂🤭
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