Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥
Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥
March 1, 2025 at 03:36 AM
🌝🤩😍 MORNING 🌞 JOKES 🥰🤭😂 1. A guy just returned from five years impris0nment, you can't believe his girlfriēnd is asking him, "What did you bring for me?" 🙆🙆🤣🤣 2. My neighbour has been using Free mode for the past 7 months until today, Airtel sent him a message, "dear customer are you not āshamed of yourself?"😄😄 3. Naija and bād road... Can you believe I mistäkēnly bïte someone's meat pie inside bus yesterday because of gallóps.😞😞🤭🤭 4. Loading .............. 5673 6543 2234 If you líke load it That's the population of møsquito in Lagos state🤣🤣🤣🤣 5. My neighbour bought a television of N600,000 and today she's beggíng me onions. 🙄🙄 I told him to fry the remote 😏😏😂😂 #miga 6. He is not your man until his mother calls you when she can't reach him... For now calm down, your man is Jesus.🏃🏃😂😂 7. £nvy and hátrêd are early signs of being a witçh, it's just a mātter of time, before you start flyíng in the night.😏😏😝😝 8. Bro, being handsome doesn't mean you are every woman's spec oh💁💁 Some ladies prefer their caring gorílla. 🤣🤣 9. Nigerians will never stop amazing me, even during holy communion in church, they will still collect it twice... some will even come with nylon bag.😂😂🤣 🌝♥️🥰 10. Däting a nürse is not römåntīc at all!!! When she looks into your eyes, instead of seeing love, she will be seeing Mal@ria 🙆🙆😂😂 11. I was just testing the speéd of my neighbour's chicken and now everyone is calling me a thiief. Can you imagine🤷🤷😄😄 12. The way pastor's children walk in church... As if they went to Galilee Secondary School 😏😏 13. If you want your húsband to help you in the kitçhen, just borrōw his phone for torchlight, he will stand there till you fínïsh cóoking.🤣🤣🤣 ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ 14.Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this channel thank you so much guys I love you all 💯 so much keep following 😘 ♥️♥️ FOLLOW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES AND STORIES 🥰👉
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