*Boss vs. Employee on a Monday Morning* Boss: "Why are you late?" Employee: "Sir, you won’t believe it! I was dreaming about work, and in my dream, I was already here. So when I woke up, I thought I had already arrived!" Boss: "So why didn’t you come earlier?" Employee: "Sir, I had to take a break after that long dream shift!" Boss: "Get to work before I turn your dream into a real nightmare!" --- Mondays can be tough, but at least we’re all in it together