-_*Tuesday & The Office Madness*_- On a Tuesday morning, John walked into the office looking exhausted. His colleague asked, "Why do you look so tired? It’s just Tuesday!" John sighed and said, "I survived Monday, but I forgot that Tuesday is just Monday in disguise!" The boss overheard and added, "And Wednesday is just Monday’s cousin, so get back to work!" *_Moral of the story: Tuesday is just Monday with makeup!_*