My best friend’s wife called me at 11 PM. Her voice was frantic. “Kings, please, come over now!” Confused, I tried calling my friend, but no response. I sent him a chat—he read it but didn’t reply. Panic set in. I tiptoed out of bed, careful not to wake my wife, got dressed, and bolted to the car like the Flash Arriving at my friend’s house, I burst into the living room, panting like a dog after the maid opened the door. My friend and his wife were standing waiting for me. “What’s going on? What happened?” I asked, my heart racing. The wife held up a flash drive. “I found your flash,” she said. “My what?” I looked at my friend but before I could talk the wife spoke “Don’t look at him, Kings. Look at me. Do you like drinking women’s piss?” My jaw dropped. “What?!” “Do you like licking women’s anus?” “WTF is going on Chinwe? What are you talking about?” “Don’t act innocent!” she snapped. “You’re an usher in church—a church worker! And this is what you’re into, what sort of sick fantasy is this?!” I turned to my friend. “Richard? What’s going on?” Richard sighed dramatically. “I told you to stop, Kings. I warned you!” I was lost. “Warned me about what?!” “Stop denying it Kings!” The wife snapped Before I could process, she went and plugged the flash into the TV. The first scene was horrifying. A naked man was eating a woman’s sheet direct from her anvs I almost vomitted “How dare you bring this filth into my house?” she shouted. “What if my kids had seen it?!” I was frozen in shock. She shoved the flash into my hand. I almost called your wife but my husband begged me not to. Don’t ever bring this into my home again. If you want to watch sick videos like this, watch it in your house. And Kings, you’re disgvsting. I’m disappointed in you.” “Honey it’s okay nau. Take it easy on him.” My friend said. “Kings, come, I’ll walk you to your car it’s late.” I didn’t know how my legs moved outside As soon as the door closed, he dropped to his knees. “My guy, I’m so sorry, Abeg! Thank you for not exposing me! She seized my phone—I couldn’t warn you. I owe you big time!” “Richard, you’re watching this crap?! You swore you quit years ago!” “I have!” he whispered. “It was an old flash. She found it in my laptop bag.” I checked my watch—11:45 PM. I had risked my life for this Id!0t. I walked to the bin and trashed the flash, swearing for him under my breath. But as I drove off, something in my rearview mirror caught my attention. It was Richard. This man was digging through the dustbin like his life depended on it! I stoped and reversed sharply, my headlights shone on his guilty face. He froze, the flash shining in his hands. He started stammering “Kings… em, you see… the kids. They might… uh… they might find it.” I stepped out of the car. “Richard, give me the flash. I’ll trash it in my own dustbin. This p0rn addict said no that my wife might see it and I’ll get in trouble I couldn’t believe this idiot. “I swear if you don’t hand it over now I’ll go inside right now and expose you to your wife and children!” Reluctantly he gave me the flash drive “Bascard!” I cursed him as I entered my car and drove back home and when I was very far away from his house, I threw the flash inside a bush. The End Ajebo Writer ©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne