I was outside, hanging my clothes on the line, minding my business, when I overheard the primary school behind my house doing wonders again The teacher was calling out words and their meanings for the pupils to repeat. “Superghetti!” “Repeat after me!” The pupils chorused back, “Superghetti!” I rolled my eyes and shook my head. Story by Ajebo Writer. Then continued minding my business until the next one landed. “FUCKANIZER!” “Repeat after me!” “FUCKANIZER!” Ah! I couldn’t take it anymore. I dumped the rest of the clothes on the line and rushed to the school. The first teacher I met was forming attitude when I told her I wanted to see the headmaster to file a complaint. She hissed and walked away. It was one of the pupils that finally helped me locate the office. As soon as I explained what I had heard, the headmaster was livid. “Superghetti? Fuckanizer? In my school?!” He asked me to point out the classroom, but I told him I didn’t know which one—I only heard the voice. Immediately, he summoned all the teachers to his office, Story by Ajebo Writer, and lined them up like criminal suspects. “You’ll identify the teacher by voice,” he said. One by one, they spoke. The first one talked. I shook my head. The second one spoke. I shook my head again. Then, the third teacher spoke— GBAM! That was the voice! I pointed at her, but then I took a closer look. Dark-skinned, ebony beauty with massive backside and portable melons. I cleared my throat. “Hmm, sir, she should turn around 360.” The headmaster frowned. “For what?” I quickly explained. “Uh, I saw the back of the person… the shoulder region. I need to compare and investigate her shoulders.” He eyed me. “How did you see her shoulder but not the classroom?” Before I could stammer a response, he told her to turn 360 She did I almost screamed. Temz dey learn work. She had the trio of Nicki, Tiwa and Tems in one yansh I wanted to ask him to tell her to jump, just to see if it will bounce, but I composed myself. I shook my head and said, “She’s not the one, I swear.” God won’t let me be the reason why they sack somebody with big yansh. I wanted to tell him that maybe it’s from another school until the last teacher spoke—the rude one from earlier. “Yes! That’s the one!” I shouted. The headmaster dismissed the others and told her to wait outside. “She will be fired.” He said to me. “I can’t condone illiteracy in my school,” he said. “Thank you for your help.” I nodded and left the school. Be kind to people or at least have yansh. The End Ajebo Writer ©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne