*👋 Tine vanoyera Zebra here muno* *🔥🦓 The Rudest Neighbour in the Wild: The Zebra - Manjenjenje 😤🦓* Zebra might look like it’s dressed for church in that clean black & white suit... but don’t be fooled. This animal is petty, dramatic, and full of attitude 💅 Name: Zebra 🎭 Nickname: “Drama Queen of the Savannah” 🚫 Attitude Level: Safari Edition Kardashian 😎 *🤯 Top Reasons Why Zebras Are Secretly Rude - harizi bhiza rako kairi raunogara or kugadha:👇:* *1. Kicks like a black belt karateka 🦵💥* Zebras are known to knock out lions — yes, lions — with one rude back-kick. No warning, no negotiation. Just mbama yemusana! *2. Won’t be tamed – literally. 🙅🏾‍♂️🐎* Humans tried to domesticate zebras. Zebras said “Handisi imbwa yako iwe! I’m from Africa, not Kentucky!” *3. Screams when annoyed 🗣️* They don’t keep quiet. If you annoy a zebra, it will shout like it’s calling for Mbuya Nehanda. Unganzwa waudzwa! *4. They bite – for nothing 🦷* Mood swings? Yes. If a zebra is feeling spicy, it just bites its friends. No apology. No explanation. Just vibes and violence. *Follow us for more 👇:-* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaozMiFEVccSlRzgzy1I