*😎Siya emoji 🫵🔥🔥usati waverenga* ⁿᵃⁱᶻᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵐ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ HEZVOKA: Landlord vakafunga kuti muroja wavo ava kunyenga mhandara yavo saka vakanga vakumutsvagira mhosva. Vakafunga zano rekuita tsvina pamusoro pe chamber every Friday vozora zora chamber yose vomuti ndiwe waita wakadhakwa. Landlord: "ndaneta ne netsvina yako iyi every Friday takutokuziva kuti ndobasa rako. Aaah ita utsvage kwekugara" Roja: "sorry baba na mai handisi ini" Landlord: "Aaaaiwa kana ibva hako pano" Lodger : "Ndisati ndabva ndokumbirawo kuita chinhu 1" Landlord: "ita" LODGER RINOPINDA MUMBA NDOKUTORA PLASTIC RAKAPERA CHINGWA NDOKUISA tsvina YOSE NDOKUISA MUBAG NDOKUBEREKA ACHIBUDA GATE. Landlord: "Wakuendepi iwe ne netsvina iri mubag" Lodger: Ku n'anga yemashura iya indisunge musuri kuti pese pandinopinda muno mutoilet ndisaite zvandikuita" AKABVA AENDA KUMA KOMBI Landlond: "Mai Mellisa plan yenyu yakadhakwa achasungisa ini manje musuri ndomamirepi muno mu location?" Mai Mellisa: "Mhanyai mumubate mumuudze kuti ndimi" VAKAMHANYA LANDLORD VACHIDA KUBATA LODGER ASi RAKANGA RATOPINDA MUKOMBI. Conductor: "Driver misa kombi, pana baba varikuuya vachimhanya" Lodger: "Vasiyei vanopenga uye ndobhadhara mari yacho ye munhu 1" Conductor: "Kana mamhanyiro arikuita baba avo wavabira chete. Manje kana waba tokumamisa nhasi" Lodger: "Handei vasiyei vanopenga kani" Conductor: "Hakuna munhu anopenga akachena so. Mira vatosvika. Nhai baba mukumhanya so kwakanaka here?" Landlord: Hakuna kunaka. Ndirikuda kuudza lodger rangu kuti ndini ndinosidaro ndiregererewo. Dzosa tsvina yangu pliz ndakumbira" Conductor: "Tsvina enyu? Aaah! aaah! chii chiri kumboitika?" Driver: "Vhara door tiende. Handiti waudzwa kuti baba avo vanopenga kudhara.".,,🤣🤣