
The Voice Online News
June 12, 2025 at 04:05 PM
😂😂😂 BREAKING NEWS: Joshua Maponga Discovers Europe. Document This in Your History Books.
Just like how European “explorers” discovered Africa while people were already living there, our Living Ancestor Maponga Joshua III "Farmers of Thought" has now discovered Europe — live and direct from the UK ✊🏿🌍
Yes, it’s official: Europe has been discovered by an African.
Now Britain too shall carry Afrikan names, as a form of poetic justice and ancestral redemption 💥🔥
Welcome to the New Maponga Chronicles:
🇬🇧 England – PAMBEPFUMI (Tomb Raiders, Plunderers of Wealth)
🏛️ Museum – Ningadzimu (Grave/Cave of the Ancestors)
🌊 Thames River – Dzivarembwa (Pool of Dogs)
🛫 Heathrow Airport – Mheredzanwa (Junction of Tears)
🏙️ London – Rundonda (House of the Weaklings)
🏭 Manchester – Kumagaba (Home of Noisy Tins)
🐺 Birmingham – Berejena (White Hyenas)
📚 Cambridge – Ngomahuru (House of Noisy Drums / Den of Madness)
👑 Buckingham Palace – Makuvastsine (Gatherers of Spiky Grass)
🎓 Oxford – Misodzi yaFureka (Tears of Afrika)
🗣️ English Language – Chirungurira (Teeth on the Edge)
📱 Cellphone – Potonjere (The Tin of Intelligence)
🤴🏽 Prince William – Dangarembwa Nyamadzavo (Their Dog Kennel Heir)
🌍 Brixton – Neganda (The People of the Black Skin – a reminder of our ancestors they enslaved, murdered and displaced)
This is not just satire, this is ancestral correction.
Our brother Maponga Joshua Quotes a true explorer, has discovered more truth and dignity than David Livingstone, the man who lied to history by claiming he “discovered” Mosi-oa-Tunya and renamed it Victoria Falls 🚫💦
But unlike the colonial “explorers” who came to steal and destroy, Joshua Maponga has come to REVEAL, RENAME, and RESTORE.
Let the history books be rewritten.
Let every street echo with ancestral names.
Let the colonizers be colonized by truth.
Maponga the Great has arrived.
And this time... we’re the ones naming things.
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