
Things Couples Do
May 21, 2025 at 03:33 PM
ALL IN ONE DAY
Episode one.
I knew that I was going to fall in love again after many years of heartbreak and singleness.
I mean, I knew that the sun would certainly rise again, and the moon was definitely going to be my best friend.
Yes, I was aware of that,
Indeed, I was aware that I was going to sit in the arms of a beautiful woman and smile so assertively,
However, I had no idea that it was going to be in the arms of a çãll girl, or can I say Ashawo?,
Yea, because I picked my wife from a brøthël where women were seen selling their bødiês for mønëy and instant gratification.
I mean, Where lot of men were seen smøking Indiå!ñ hêmp, cçigarette, and drinking mãnpôwër, And where çrimiñãls were hiding after coming back from their operation.
Yea, The place was too fïlthy for my liking, nevertheless, that was where I found love, and that's where I met my wife and the mother of my children.
In all honesty, we can find true love anywhere and anytime..
For Many years ago, I had a lot of romance with so many different women ,
Some were fluent in English speaking, and inline with their flawless catwalk,
While some were extremely religious, had a good sense of dressing, and always acted as they're second jesus.
Nevertheless, I had a terrible time finding true love because none of them has ever appreciated me, money was the ruler, and they never gave a damn about how I felt.
That was terribly bad.
Then how do I find a true love, when all I needed was not a house, money, but a woman who would love me, and keep my home safe ?.
Please follow me let me take you to what happened in my last relationship with Yene before I eventually met my wife....
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I was in the bathroom early Monday morning getting ready for work since my boss, Mr Mark Kenny, had informed me the previous day that he was traveling to Lagos State for an executive meeting.
That my attention would be needed at the office, where I would be arranging some officially document for him to carry along,
And due to that, I should therefore arrive at the office at 8 a.m. rather than our scheduled 9 a.m.
Which I never said No,
Then, as I was getting ready to leave for the office, I heard my phone ring, and when I ran to picked, It was my girl friend Yene, or should I say my wife to be?
Yes, Because we've gone far, and both families were aware that we are getting married soon.
Hello, sweetheart, . I eventually said as I hurried out of the restroom,.
"How are you doing?" I asked,.
"I'm fine, baby, but I want to tell you something," She said romantically,
Alright, I'm listening, I said while using one hand on the phone, and other hand on my tooth brush,
You do recall that I told you I was traveling today for a job interview? She enquired,
And After I reminisced for a few seconds,
Yes, yes, yes, I said repeatedly,
You said something similar many days ago??
Isn't it? I asked,
Yes, she remarked.
Okeeey, I answered.
"I'm going to be traveling today." Because the interview is commencing tomorrow, please I need some cash and your prayer, she said and I consented which I subsequently sent her huge amount of money that morning and prayed for her without knowing that she had a bad motive.
I mean, without knowing that she was going to show me shege in the coming days...
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. Anyways,
Its was 7:40am when I hooped into my car and headed to the office.
Good morning sir, I greeted Mr Mark Kenny soon as I stepped into the office, and he respnded with a warmed smile,
Kelly, how are things going for you? He enquired,
"I'm fine, sir." I replied praising his Foreign blue suit, which was so exquisite,
Apparently, he wore the suit for the wife to actually believe that he was heading for a meeting, unknowingly, that he also had a bad motive.
Sir, you look amazing and very intelligent. I said.
Oh, I see, I'm grateful, Kelly. He responded,
My wife actually picked out the outfits for me,
Additionally, as you are aware, that In reality, she is a model,
So she always wants me to appear neat and flashy for others to jealous, hahahaha, he said and laughed cunningly while I smiled,
You have a good woman sir, I teased as I began parking the files and arranging it for him to go along with.
And it wasn't taking long, u was done and ready,
Then, when it was 10am, that same day, Oga Kenny travelled out of the state to where only God knows,
And simultaneously, my Girlfriend Yene left the town to where only she and God knows about....
. To be continued...
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Epi 2
Mr Mark Kenny bragged, as you are aware, that In reality, my wife is a model,
So she always wants me to appear neat and flashy for other women to jealous, hahahaha, he said and laughed cunningly while I smiled,
You have a good woman sir, I teased as I began parking the files and arranging it for him to go along with.
..Subsequently, at 10 a.m. on the same day, my boss left the state and traveled to an unknown location.
At the same time, my girlfriend also travelled to a place that only she and God knew about.
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Anyways,..
That morning, after Mr. Mark Kenny had left the office,
The work began with a system that was stuck with an overwhelming amount of emails which I needed to reply, and a huge project from chivez company that was left on my desk, Which I had to scramble to meet the deadline,
And couple with the fact that he had reminded me earlier before he left, that the manifesto from the Chavez company is pretty interesting to him, and begged for my attention towards it,
Thus, I was determined not to let him down in order to prevent the company's image,
Even though my brain was fried, But somehow, I managed to get everything done, and by the end of the day, I felt a sense of accomplishment, though to be sincere, It was a hectic day for me.
And that was the most reason why i find it challenging to call Yene and discussed with her during her travelling.
Perhaps, I might have find out if truly she had travelled or not, if I had given her a call.
However, we spoke only when I arrived home, and she lied to me that she had successfully reached her sister place, which I was unaware, that she had taken a different route.
Though, I never bothered to talk to the sister, because I believed everything she had told me,
And the only thing I did was to tell her to greet the sister for me which she promised to, and that was the end for the day.
After the call, I collapsed on my bed and slept till the next day which was on Friday, the weekend, which came with a breath of relief, since I don't normally goes to work on fridays.
I mean, I woke up with the gentle rays of the morning sun, and the feeling of excitement as I went to the kitchen and prepared a hot tea and fried egg,
Ohh, can I add bread and butter? I contemplated, and subsequently went and brought it to my table,
But the butter was not giving, as i silently kept it down and went along with only egg and tea..
Anyways,
After a relaxed breakfast, I picked up my most beloved book, "THE PAIN OF A WOMAN" Written by #vic and made my way down to my room and read till I slept off.
In all honesty, The weekend had been exactly what I needed, a chance to relax, recharge, and reconnect with myself.
Yea, i really enjoyed my weekend without knowing that someone was on tøp of my wōmãn..
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Anyways,
Yene side of the story begins..
That monday morning after I sent the money to yene, she was seen at the side of the road hooped into the bolt she had booked,
And on the flip side, the driver was seen asking her again to be sure of where they're heading to,
Where precisely are we going, Madam? He asked,
I say telemon hotel, she replied the driver who Nodded in agreement,
Don't you know the place? She asked again,
I know, I know, the driver replied,
Oorhh, I thought you're new in town oo. She said while ordering the man to drive quickly and the driver did,
And after an hour drive, they eventually got to the hotel where yene was seen alighted after scanning her eyes all over the area to ascertain that the area was safe
... To be continued........
ALL IN ONE DAY
Episode 3
Where precisely are we heading to, Madam? He asked,
I say telemon hotel, she replied the driver who Nodded in agreement,
Don't you know the place? She asked again,
I know, I know, the driver replied,
Oorhh, I thought you're new in town O, And you are doing bolt, She said while ordering the man to drive quickly and the driver did,
After an hour drive, they eventually got to the hotel where yene was seen alighted after scanning her eyes all over the area to ascertain that the area was safe.
As she stepped inside the hotel, she was seen placing a phone on her ear while answering a call that abruptly came in to her phone,
Which room? She asked her caller,
Room 45, the caller replied
Haha, that room again ?She enquired,
"Abeg, I don't like that room oo," She said contorting her face as she walked inside the hotel and stood at the reception desk with her heart pounding with a mix of anger and disappointment.
Apparently, it seems she doesn't feel secure in that room, so perhaps, as she waited, she was attempting to find out how the room can be changed or so,
However, as it wasn't possible, she reluctantly got the room key from the receptionist who was smiling althrough,
Here is the key ma, she said while yene collected the key and walked down the room unhappily.
Anyways,
Inside the reception room, a portrait of an antique image carved by an excellent sculptor were seen hanging on the world.
Additionally, a dusty portrait of a severe looking woman with piercing eyes and a nose was seen hanging at the extremity.
And there were also countless additional image hanging all over there that I'm not sure how to explain.
Finally, three different wall clock of three different countries were all hung on the wall,
Then, yene walked pass those images to a corridor, then to her room and waited for who only she knows about..
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Pom pom pom, a black tinted vehicle drove and parked at the entrance of the hotel while honking,
And it wasn't taking much time, a gateman was seen trying to open the gate for the vehicle to come in.
And immediately he opened the gate, the vehicle drove in and parked at the garage,
After waiting for some minutes without anyone coming down,.
Go in and look around the reception area to see whether there are known faces, A man who was inside the car said to the driver,
Then the driver got out of the car and looked around.
"Sir, no one is there," he said as he turned to face the back seat.
"Then, a man who was dressed in a traditional Hausa attire with a briefcase in his hand, came out of the car and walked down the hotel."
I mean, he walked down the room he had already booked and it wasn't long, some sound were abruptly heard outside,
I suppose, that's why Yene didn't like that room.
Wow,
Can you guess who that man is? ???
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Anyways,
At the Ebong University,
A young lady of about 28years Of age was seen receiving a call from her family,
And after the call, she was seen crying profusely while seated under a mango tree facing the department of theatre art,
Oh, God O,
God oo, she yelled inaudibly,
God forbid, God forbid,
You can never shame me,
You can never shame me o, she said while her fellow students were seeing trying to consoled her,
Precious, it's well,
Dont cry again,
Nothing would happen to your father,
Yes, believe me nothing would happen,
God has taken control of everything, the onlookers chorus while consoling her.
After when she felt somewhat okey,
And it wasn't upto two hours, another call from her junior brother "chito" Came in asking her to quickly come that their father is being taken to the hospital,
Ohh, she silently wept again, because Based on the initial call she had received that morning, the father was suddenly ill,
But now, the illness has gotten worse,
which was not her intention, she pondered,
Then, she wiped away her tears,
Salami, she called a fellow student, and sent her assignment to Summit for her as he hurried out of the school grounds,
"I'll be back; she said while stopping a bike man.
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At the white wall of the hospital room, Mr Bako felt as though life was not going to instilled in him again,
I mean, His body was extremely weak and his thoughts was filled with anxiety as he layed in that little bed.
And According to the doctor, it is a virus,
And it has been there for a long time in his body,
So the reaction is severe, although, he would be cure, however money would be involved,
I mean, huge amount of money, he said.
To be continued..
ALL IN ONE DAY
Episode 4
Facing The white wall of the hospital room, Mr Bako felt as though life was not going to instilled in him again,
I mean, His body was extremely weak and his thoughts was filled with anxiety as he layed in that little bed.
He misses the sensation of the sun on his face, and the aroma of his children's food because his wife passed away a long time ago,
I mean, He saw his children wailing in the hospital room instead of giggling, and tears abruptly fell down his cheek, as he yearned to return home.
At least to have his family warmth around him and to see his children being cheerful, however, there wasn't enough money to get him heal,
And according to the Doctor, It's a dëadly illness that would resolve to dëath if nothing is done swiftly,
And That proclamation alone from the doctor, made Bako to be extremely fearful,
I mean, His dreams instantly filled with jumbled pictures of his life as he slipped in and out of sleep.
When Precious noticed her father in such a poor health in the hospital bed, she scowled and vowed to do whatever it would take to get her father heal,
She called her aunts and uncle, but none of them could assist her because everyone was lamenting the nation's poor economic situation.
She remembered how her mother had died due to the same situation where no one was assisting them, and vowed to do anything this time.
She therefore took her phone and called Cynthia her coursemate who was a runs girl,
Cynthia, my father dey hospital, she said soon as she picked the call,
Abeg, help me with 100k, make I deposit for him treatment, Abeg, I go return am soon, she pleaded Cynthia who was laughing at her,
You wan borrow me money? Cynthia asked,
which kind work you give me make I dey do? She asked,
Ohh, you want to mock me? She asked,
Noo, Cynthia, really serious please. Precious said,
Ok, I no get money O,
Cynthia, you and I know say you get money,
Please just help me, I swear I would return it,
My father is in dilemma, she insisted,
Abi?
Dey speak English na, Cynthia said,
Anyways, I get money, but na hustling I dey do,
And wetin I carry do the hustling dey in between your thighs,
Therefore, if you don't want your father to die," You go follow do the hustle, Cynthia said and was ready to end the call when Precious agreed to go with her into the night.
Deal? She asked,
After precious was silent for a second,
I go come, she said while sighing.
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Back to the hotel.
The man that walked down the hotel was my boss, Mr Mark Kenny.
He apparently changed from the blue suit to a native outfit to hide from onlookers or, should I say, gosippers who might wish to tell the wife?
Yes, given that he has visited nearly invariably since the hotel is located far away from the heart of the town,
Additionally, he undoubtedly reasoned that since it was the weekend, familiar faces might be in the area.
This were the most reason he disguises himself, but he was unaware that his wife has laid a trap for him.
Yea, the wife knew about it, that he typically comes to that hotel with one certain girl, and she was seriously looking for the day when she would catch the girl with her husband.
Anyways,
As Mr Mark entering the hotel and made his way straight to the room they had booked,
With a heart full of joy and wonders,
the door creaked open from the inside
as he knocked, and he entered,
Wow,
Immediately he entered, Yene's heart was abruptly bursted with excitement and astonishment as she stood in front of Mr mark naked without even allowing him to undress, she started kissing.
What keeps you so long? She said romantically while their lips were locking and their hands were at each other's waist,
Sorry, sweetheart, I had to perfect my plans before coming here, he said while trying to disengage from the kiss and undress.
Inside his pocket was a little container of manpower,
Chai, today go red, Yene pondered as she jumped onto the bed and waited for my boss to come in......
Furthermore,
On the flip side, a receptionist was seen making call,
Hello ma,
He has just arrived with the same girl o, she said
Are you sure, the receiver asked,
Yes, he's around. She said and the call ended..
To be continued....
ALL IN ONE DAY
Episode 5
He has just arrived with the same girl o, she said
Are you sure, the receiver asked,
Yes, he's around. She said and the call ended..
Wow,
That was Maria, Mr Mark's wife,
After the call, her face was erupted by sorrow and wrath.
She checked her wrist watch, and it was almost 1pm, then she smiled menacingly.
I mean, She was eager to get up and head straight to the hotel, However, her friend who was seated next to her scolded her.
Remember that you're a model? She asked,
Yea, I know, she replied,
Then?
Models don't act in such a way in order to avoid the propaganda of the media , she said.
At least, pretend and give him a call to see whether he has arrived at his destination,
"And also find out if truly he is spending three days over there as he had said, so that we know what to do,"
I mean, let it be a calculated plan, The friend adviced to which she agreed after some consideration.
Okey, I've heard, she said,
To avoid suspicion, she waited for two hours before she subsequently called Mr Mark who answered the phone immediately and seemed exhausted.
Sweetheart,
I just arrived Lagos State, he said sheepishly soon as he picked the call,
Wow, the wife exclaimed feigning to be happy,
So how was your journey, she asked trying to create a conversation.
It was fine jareh, its just as usual,
I mean, The flight attendant offered us a warm beverage as usual and I sipped it carefully while enjoying the moment, hahahaha, he laughed,
And you know, I can't keep my gaze away from the window to see the city below, and the jumble buildings and the street.
Yea,
Though, at the very end, I felt a sense of calm, a feeling of being suspended between two worlds, the familiar and the unknown. He said and both of them giggled.
Wow, thank God for the safe landing honey, the wife said.
But are you still coming back after three days? She asked,
Yes, I would be back on Monday, unfailingly. He replied and after conversing for some minutes, they ended the call.
And As soon as the call ended, Maria began to feel the hurt and sorrow of her husband disgracing her in public,
And sighed as she wished to k!! ll that girl for others to learn..
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After their plans seemed fruitful,
Maria's friend asked her driver to bring the yellow vehicle with tinted glass which her husband had just purchased a few weeks ago,
And without wasting time, her driver went home and brought it, while the two of them got into the car along with two other women and headed to the hotel.
When they arrived at the hotel, the two women got out of the car, went to the bar where a variety of drinks were being served, and sat down to place their orders, while Maria and her companion remained inside the car.
The intention of those ladies was to watch the area and signal maria if they saw Mark and the so-called lady drinking, because Mark didn't know them,
Nevertheless, Regretfully, Mr. Mark was presumably playing love with yene inside the room,because he wasn't spotted outside.
And as they waited till 7 o'clock at night without Mr Mark coming out,
Maria was very upset inside the car and intended to break into their room,
but she wasn't told about the room number, and it would be a great embarrassment if at the end, it wasn't the husband. The friend adviced.
Then as the saying goes,that ninety nine days is for the thieve, and one day for the owner, maria and her friend hooped into the vehicle and wanted to leave the hotel for the following day,
Simultaneously, Mr. Mark, who had never left the room before when entering, that evening, decided to go to the bar and enjoy a chilled wine and the background music that was playing at the bar,
Then, all of a sudden, those two women who were keeping an eye on them and were presumably exhausted, saw this two Cheaters approaching the bar,
Then, without any delay, they gave Maria a quick signal as she quickly exited the car and ran to the bar..
Yawa....
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Precious side of the story.
That evening at the brothel,
Cynthia was seen with her madam introducing their new hustler which was 'precious' to her,
Mama G,
Abeg na my friend oo,
She wan follow hustle, abeg, make you accept am, she pleaded.
And the woman whose face resembled a ghosts due to different kind of makeup she was using, was seen turning to scrutinize precious,
Na better materia she be, the woman said after looking at her for some seconds,
You don tell am how we dey do? She asked Cynthia who responded with "No mama G"
Oya make I tell am, she said,
Listen very attentively Ajebo,
Our money for here, na 15k everyday,
I mean, any money you're making here, our money Is 15000 naira everyday,
So make sure that you're serious as you dey come so, she concluded, and precious Nodded.
TBC
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Final part...
At the brothel,
That night, precious wasn't able to hustle due to the fear of unknown, and dejection.
Apparently, She doesn't seem to have done this before, and she wouldn't even have considered it if it weren't for her father's critical illness.
However, as there was no money and no assistance, she then considered this:
Now, Here is she in the middle of it, yet she still finds it difficult to get along.
Meanwhile, since all the effort to get her along, proved abortive, Mama G then mixed Ind!an hërm with kaikai, a possible local gin, for her to drink and boost her morale so she can get to work.
However, upon that, precious was seen running out from the house after one agboro wanted to have sêx with her.
Abeg, I no go fit do am, she said with tears in her eyes,
And Cynthia who was laughing at her was seen pushing her inside,
E be like say you no well, she said,
Remember that your father is in the hospital o,
And if you no do am, him go d!e. She threatened precious who went inside again after consideration and had sêx with the agboro, which at the end, she was unable to handle the second person..
And all through the night, precious was unable to hustle upto 5k, which really infuriated mama G, who threatened to send her away if it happened again.
Na tomorrow be your last day, if you no comply, you go go. Mama G said.
Get out abeg, she said and precious left.
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Back to the hotel.....
As those two women who were keeping an eye on them saw this two Cheaters approaching the bar,
Then, without any delay, they gave Maria a quick signal as she quickly exited the car and ran to the bar..
And as soon as maria got to the bar, she saw yene and her husband walking down the bar like a husband and wife, and she quickly hold yene with a tiger hands,
Wow, she yelled,
Wonders shall never end,
So it's you, or am I dreaming? Maria said while pointed at yene,
You know her? Her friend asked with seriousness,
Why not, this is Kelly's girlfriend, she responded,
So you have the gut to frolic with my husband without fear?
I mean, you dey follow f**k my husband?
God go pun!sh you today, she said while carrying a champagne bottle🍾, and break it on the ground while sl!cing Yene's body with the broken bottle, as if she was sl!!cing a fish, And yene was unable to escape the four women despite her struggling and pleading, until she abruptly fell on the ground.
Before Mr Mark and the hotel management could contact the security personnel, yene was already rushed to the hospital, which the information eventually got to me the following morning and pierced my heart like a sharp kn!fe.
No, I don't believe, I said, while I picked my phone and called Yene when I heard the awful news, but she wasn't picking,
Haa, could this be true? I pondered as I decided to go to the hospital and see things myself,
And when I got there, Yene, my girlfriend was seriously receiving treatment in the hospital,
I mean, her body was unrecognized to me,
What happened, was my question, as she kept shedding tears like a crocodile.
I almost k!lled myself, and instantly developed hatred for her because it wasn't what u expected from her.
Her touch that was once a source of comfort to me, then felt like a violation, and war.
I mean, The betrayal was so profound, so unexpected, that hit me so hard.
Then, Since The pain was too unbearable for me, I walked out of the hospital, because I needed time, space, to process the anger, and the confusion.
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Then, When I got home, My friend Sambo, who was already aware of the situation, picked me up to a joint so that I won't die of depression ,
Until when we arrived there, I didn't realize it was a brothel,
And that was where I met precious, my wife who was crying all alone in one corner,, and after I asked her some questions,
I discovered that her true purpose for coming there was not what she had intended to do.
After that, I hurried to the hospital to pay her father's medical bill.
And she was really happy, while the father blessed me.
A little while later, I proposed to her, and she accepted, and were got married which she gave birth to two gorgeous boys, Emma, and Sammy, and also gave me a peace of mind.
I then realized, that certain things happen for a reason,
And we are too far away from this thought, that's why we keep crying for a spoiled milk.
The end.....
I think in the aspects of precious, sometimes, we should be listening to other people side of the story, to know
The real motivation behind their actions, rather than concluding.
Please was the story worth your time?
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