🧠 Steps to Not Be a Simp 1. Stop worshipping women like they're Wi-Fi routers. Signal milte hi head down kar diya? Bhai, rise up! 2. Know the difference between kindness & slavery. Chivalry ≠ Servitude. Tumhara naam Ashish hai, "Ashiq-e-Majnu" nahi! 3. If she only texts you when she's bored, BLOCK. Tere emotions koi weekend ka timepass nahi hai. 4. Don't finance her lifestyle unless you're on her payroll. Bhai, UPI lover mat ban… tu boyfriend hai, Bank of India nahi! 5. Stop being available 24/7. Even Domino's has working hours, tu kya 24x7 puppy mode me hai? 6. If she mocks your masculinity - walk out, not wait. "Real men this, real men that"... Arre behen, real women bhi loyalty me milti hai, not in your attitude. 7. Raise your standards. Sirf pretty face dekhke flat ho jaate ho? Character bhi koi cheez hoti hai bhai! 8. Don't believe all woman. "Believe All Women" ka matlab yeh nahi ke akal ghutne me shift ho jaye. 👉 Believe EVIDENCE. 👉 Support TRUTH. Final Rule: "Stop being her Plan B when you should be someone's priority." Jab tak khudko value nahi dega… tab tak tu simp hi rahega. Repeat after me: I’m not a simp. I’m the standard. 😎