
🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes
June 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
*Mukadzi aipinza chikomba Chake Mumba ,murume aenda kubasa🤫🤫🤫🤫*
*Her 10 year old son Takue ,akadzoka kumba unexpectedly 🥺,akaona chikomba chamhamha*
*Takue akapinda mu cupboard achida kunyatsoona zvaiitika...*
*Murume akabva adzokawo kubasa unexpectedly 🥺..*
*Mukadzi akatora chikomba akaisa mu cupboard...maive nemwana Takue...*
*Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno"
*Chikomba* 👨🦱"yes it is "
*Takue* 👶"ndine bhora re soccer ,ndikutengesa ...amuridi here .."
*Chikomba* 👨🦱"--no thanks "
*Takue* 👶"Baba vangu vari panze ,mukasaritenga ndovasheedza "
*Chikomba* 👨🦱"ohk imari bhora racho"
*Takue* 👶"$50"
*A few weeks later ,zvakaitika futi..mwana nechikomba mu cupboard futi....*
*Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno"
*Chikomba* 👨🦱"yes it is"
*Takue* 👶-"ndikutengesa bhutsu dzebhora⚽"
*Chikomba👨🦱"(chakarangarira last tym.. nekukasika )* how much "
*Takue* 👶$100"
*Chikomba* 👨🦱"fine ..will buy them"
*Few days later ,father says to the boy...*
*Father* 👨"Tora bhutsu , dzebhora ⚽ ne bhora ...totamba panze ..
*Takue* 👶"ndakazvitengesera shamwari yangu $150.."
*Father* 👨"unehutsinye ungadaro shamwari yako...ndikuenda newe kuchurch Kuti unoreurura...wakaitira shamwari yako hutsinye..."
*Baba nemwana vakenda kuchurch Sunday pastor pliz make my boy to confess his SINS ...*
*PASTOR vakaisa chimwana Takue mu box rekureurura ... vakaudza ma usher Kuti avhare ma door 🚪...*
*Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno"
*PASTOR* 👨💼"don't start that shiti here"
MU CHURCH MANGU MUNO ,HAMUSI MU CUPBOARD KANA MUMBA MABABA VAKO..."
Guess Chikomba aive ani😂😂🔥📖
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