Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥
Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥
June 19, 2025 at 01:01 AM
How Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa people Reacts when you impr3gnaté their daughter....😏😏🙆‍♂️😅😂🤣😂 YORUBA: Daughter: (Vømiting 🤮 in the morning) Mother: Sade? Kilode? You are fomiting Keh, ema gbami oo 🙆‍♀️, you don carry belle ni, who give you belle? Daughter: (afraid to speak🥺) Sa...sa...sa...sa...samuel ni oo, it is Samuel 🫢 Mother: yeeeh 🙆‍♀️, mogbe, ko ni da fun Samueli oo, jesun Kristi oo, emimimo oo, shey na that wheelbarrow pusher give you belle?..... Baba Sade!! come and see your daughter oo Father: Ehn Sade! Is it true? Daughter: ye..ye...ye....yessss...🥺😶 Father: You have brought shàme to this family 😒, before I open my eyes, pack your loads now and take me to your stûpid Samuel your impregnator 🚶‍♂️🙄 Daughter: (crying and begging)🤲😭 ME👉 Thank God I'm learning yoruba"" " IGBO Daughter: (Vømiting 🤮 in the morning) Mother: Amaka, you are vømiting? What? Ogini ka i na-eme?😳 Tell me it's a lie Amaka 🙄 Daughter: Mama😥, I'm preg... Mother: (cut in with 3 life changing slàps 👋) what? Obaaaaarrraaaa Jesus 🙆‍♀️, are you sure I'm not dreaming? Daughter: (crying 😭) no mama, I'm truly pregna.... Mother: landed another 2 hot slàps 👋👋,) Amaka you must be out of your sènses, (gave another 1 slap and 2 bløw 👊👊) Oh holy spirit take control 😤, I have not even touch you Amaka 🤨, who are you prègnant for? Daughter: Emeka😭 Mother: before I start déaling with you, come closer 😠 Daughter: (coming closer 🚶‍♀️🥺) Mother: ehmm nne, Is he a business man?😏😏 Daughter: yes mama🥺 Mother: God just saved you, ThankGod he has something reasonable doing, you are lucky, I for finish you today, don't worry I will speak with your father ok, since he's a business man no problem, nne stop crying 😏😏 HAUSA Daughter: (running outside, Vmiting 🤮 in the morning 🌄) Mother: (quietly looking 😶) Father: Kaii Kaii, Mariam wetin happen? Why Formiting? I dey fregnant? Daughter: Yes Fafa 🥺 Father: damboroba shege, 🖐️, who infregnate me To be continued Follow and react 😌👌📌
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