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June 21, 2025 at 05:22 PM
*🐾 Facts About Hyenas* *🥰What surprised you most👇🏽?* ❤️ Female hyenas being the alphas 😂 Laughing = stress 👍 White póop 🙏 Born with teeth and ready to fight *Follow us for More 👇 🔥:* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaozMiFEVccSlRzgzy1I *1. They Laugh – But It’s Not Funny😂* A hyena’s “laugh” is actually a sign of stress or excitement, not joy. The pitch can even reveal its age and social rank *2. Matriarchy Madness🌝* Female hyenas are the bosses! They’re bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than males — even the lowest-ranking female dominates the highest-ranking male. *3. Super Strong Stomachs 💪* Hyenas can eat bones, hooves, and even old rotting meat without getting sick. Their stomach acid is stronger than battery acid *4. Not Just Scavengers 😁🦁* 70–80% of their meals come from hunting, not scavenging. They’re actually better hunters than lions! *5. Fake ‘Mànhood’ in Females😆* Female hyenas have a pseudo-pénis, which they use to urinàte, mate, and even give birth — a very painful and risky process. *6. Unique Laughter IDs🤣* Each hyena has a different laugh signature. Scientists can identify individuals just by their giggle *7. Their Poóp is White - Dhodho nderei white🤍* Because they digest so much bone, their póop turns white and crumbly. They help clean the ecosystem this way *8. The Clan is Everything🥰* Hyena clans can have up to 80 members, and social rank is inherited from the mother — even cubs start off dominating lower-born adults. *9. Super Siblings… or Not😘* Hyena cubs are born with teeth and will often fight right after birth. Sometimes, one will kill its littermate to get more milk. *10. They Can Count🧐* Research shows hyenas have advanced math skills — they can “count” the number of opponents by sound and decide if it’s safe to attack or run.
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