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June 21, 2025 at 05:22 PM
*🐾 Facts About Hyenas*
*🥰What surprised you most👇🏽?*
❤️ Female hyenas being the alphas
😂 Laughing = stress
👍 White póop
🙏 Born with teeth and ready to fight
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*1. They Laugh – But It’s Not Funny😂*
A hyena’s “laugh” is actually a sign of stress or excitement, not joy. The pitch can even reveal its age and social rank
*2. Matriarchy Madness🌝*
Female hyenas are the bosses! They’re bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than males — even the lowest-ranking female dominates the highest-ranking male.
*3. Super Strong Stomachs 💪*
Hyenas can eat bones, hooves, and even old rotting meat without getting sick. Their stomach acid is stronger than battery acid
*4. Not Just Scavengers 😁🦁*
70–80% of their meals come from hunting, not scavenging. They’re actually better hunters than lions!
*5. Fake ‘Mànhood’ in Females😆*
Female hyenas have a pseudo-pénis, which they use to urinàte, mate, and even give birth — a very painful and risky process.
*6. Unique Laughter IDs🤣*
Each hyena has a different laugh signature. Scientists can identify individuals just by their giggle
*7. Their Poóp is White - Dhodho nderei white🤍*
Because they digest so much bone, their póop turns white and crumbly. They help clean the ecosystem this way
*8. The Clan is Everything🥰*
Hyena clans can have up to 80 members, and social rank is inherited from the mother — even cubs start off dominating lower-born adults.
*9. Super Siblings… or Not😘*
Hyena cubs are born with teeth and will often fight right after birth. Sometimes, one will kill its littermate to get more milk.
*10. They Can Count🧐*
Research shows hyenas have advanced math skills — they can “count” the number of opponents by sound and decide if it’s safe to attack or run.
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