MR LESLEY NOVELS, STORIES ,CHIKAPA ,CHINAMWALI BEDROOM LESSONS, JOKES
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*NDAKANAKWA NAOBLAZY NDISINGAFUNGIRE* Handaimbozvifungira kuti kubva ndaroorwa ndichasvirwa nemumwe mukomana or murume endi futi ndaiva mudzimai weruwadzano. Vanhu vazhinji vaindiremekedza zvese kumaraini nekuchurch. Kwaiva kwapera gore rose baba Alicia vaenda ku South Africa kundotsvakawo zvekut mhuri irarame. Yedu yekuda kupfuma iyi. Baba Aly vaigaro fona havo tichitaurirana nyaya dze mhuri uye dzerudo chaidzo. Kunyange zvangu ndaifara kuti ndataura na baba mufana handizvo zvaipedza havi yekuda kusvirwa iyi yaigara iri mandiri. Asi hapana zvandaiita panguva iyi. 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Asi kutaura chokwadi zvose izvi hapana chaindinetsa. Yangu nhamo yaiva hombe vasikana zvokuti ndaiva ndapindwa nemweya waSatani chaiwo. Murume akati takura uyu ndaive ndakagara pedyo naye achirova motokari. Ainditarisa nerimwe ziso raitaura. Ndakabva ndaziva kuti baba ava vaiva vatorwa moyo neni nokuti pachimiro nerunako vazhinji vaindirubidza chaizvo. Vamwe vose vakazodzika paMatsai ndikasara ndavandoga nemukomana uye tiri two chete. Takatarisana tichiita zviye zvekuyevana. “Nhayi mhamha makaroorwa here” ndakavhunduka pandakabvunzwa mubvunzo uyu. “Hongu mukuwasha murume wangu akatoenda kunze kwenyika last year uye tine vana vaviri” ndakamupindura. Akabva ati “Saka murimega so mazuva ese aya. Chokwadi varume hameno kuti takaita sei. Tinosiya mhuri tonakirwa hedu diaspora ko ukawana mukadzi atorwa nevanogona unoita sei.ndakadzwa akutauraeo achit haana mukadzi but ainge amboroora zvake vakazoparadzana,Apa ndipo pandaona kuti baba ava vaiva vapedza nguva vasina kumbosvira. Ndakazvisimbisa ndichiti nhasi ndaitofanirwa kukwirwa chete. “Ambuya inn ndinonz Oblazy nokuti zvandiri pano ndr munhu asina mukadzi. Ndangandati tongoona yekuita just for today please. Munoziva manditora moyo kubva pamapinda mumota muno, plus dai maiziva kuti makanaka sei handifungi kuti maifamba mega musina murume wenyu.” Munongoziva vasikana kuti isu madzimai takarumbidzwa tinonzwa manyukunyuku. Ndakamboda kuramba zviye zvekunyeperaka. Hazvaiita kuti ndingobvuma kunyange hazvo beche rangu ratondiudza kare kuti ranonokerwa. Akasvika paiva nekamugwagwa kaisa shandiswa zvakanyanya ndokutena mota afamba zvishoma opinda mukasango kaiva pedyo. Ndakamubvunza kuti aiva oenda kupi, akati aida kuzvibatsira asi ndaiva ndatoona kare paiva nepfungwa dzake. Akabuda kwekanguva kadiki ndokudzoka zvake. Apa ndipo pandakaona kuti aivawo mukomana uyu akasvika uye ndakatoona kuti mboro yake yaiva yadhindikira pabhurukwa rake. Beche rangu rakatanga kuvhita-vhita neshungu iwo mazamu achivavira vavira. Oblazy akasviko gara pedyo neni ndokundibata pabendekete rangu. Aifunga kuti ndichamubvisa ruoko rwake. Dai aiziva kuti neniwo ndaiva ndakuvara handifungi kuti aiswero pedza nguva. Ndakaona shasha yondibata zvanguzvinyoro nyoro zvino nzwisa nyere. Rumwe ruoko akabva atopinza mukati mangu. Ndakavhura makumbo kuti akwanise kusvika kubeche rangu rakanga ratota kare. Kana ari matinji vasikanawe mwari akaita zvokundiramwira. Ndakatanga kukamwa matinji zvaifadza samare. Iye aitoita kunge ari kukama mombe dziye dzemukaka. Oblazy akambondirega ndakadaro otanga kutyora tyora maseats ake emota. Ndakashama kuona mumota moita kunge maiswa kamubhedha hameno kuti mota dzose dzinodaro here. Ndakabviswa zvose zvandaiva ndakapfeka kusara ndisina kana chii zvacho, naiyewo akazvikumura hembe dzose. Vasikanawe, musi uyu ndipo pandakaona kuti pane varume vatakura zvirombo ih Oblazy anezvinhu zvake ndovakamana vakaita kuramwirwa. Ko isu handiti takanga takajaira dzaana baba vaAlicia chete. Zimboro zvino rakanga rabuda tsinga kuti tara tara kunge midzi yeparuware. Akavhura makumbo angu, apa zvino ndaiva ndarara nemusana. Ndaifunga kuti zvino yaiva youya yandairwarira, izvo bondo. Handaimboziva kuti kunhanzviwa beche kunonaka zvakadai. Aiti akadhonza matinnji angu achiita semhuru chiri kuyamwa opinza rurimi rwake mukati mumheche chaimo. Ndakanzwa kupisirira kwerurimi rwake ruchinyatsonanzwa makongo ose, hamawe ndakanakirwa pachokwadi. Ndakozotunda zvanyanya kuzipa, ndaive ndoti “Mai kani zvangu, Oblazy wandiuraya kani maiweeeeeeeeeeeeeee” ndakamutswa ndofongoreswa iya yavanoti dog style, ko isu taizvizivira kupiko. Yakabva yauya amai mwana senyoka iya inonzi mhungu iri kupinda ubako. Yakasvikonzi kumhata chaiko bvoo. Mukomana akatanga kukoira uku achifemereka kunge munhu achangopedza kumhanya, Ndakazunza chiuno changu kuti anyatsonakirwa, kunyange ndaisaziva hangu zvimwe asi pachikapa vashoma vakadzi vaiti pwee. Nokuti izvi ndakazvidzidziswa kuchitendero chedu. Ndakachichanjwa style, this time ndakarara ndakatarisa mudenga. Oblazy akaiti zvino mubeche chaimo mvooo, machende ake akabva asvikovhar mudhidhi wangu kuti ndi. Ndipo pandandinodanwa ndikadavira apa nokuti iyi ndiyo staira yandaiva ndakajaira. Ndakamurovera chikapa zvekut kana iye Oblazy akashaiwa kut ndazvikirwa neshavi hre kana kut ndakamukochekera nemakumbo angu. Maoko ake aiva akandimbundira nechekumusana uku. Mkomana akabuda marute aye anonzi masiriri nekunakirwa. Oblazy kazoti ava kuda kutunda akawedzera speed yekukoira zvaita kuti neniwo ndiuyewo. Ndakamusefa neimwe style yatinoti yechisero, varume vashoma vanoiziva. Ukaiitirwa nemumwe chokwadi unotiza mukadzi wako. Apa ndaiva ndanakirwa that’s why ndakapawo murume uyu aiva andibvisa munzara yakareba kudai. I told him that I was coming now. And he said (achigomera) “And meeeeeeee toooooooo ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh.achiti tsaàaaaaaaàaaaaaaà tsaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaà tsssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Oblazy akanditundira zvandaisati ndaitwa na bab Alicia. Ndakanzwa huronyo hwake huchirova kwakaperera chibereko changu chaiko. Ndinofunga hapana asina kuridza kamhere kekunakirwa panguva iyi. Zviya zvokuti heee use protecter plus zvatinoona pamaTV, unenge usina nzara yekusvirwa vasikana.
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