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Wese akamboisa mvura muchipepa che Royco. Isa like tiverengane๐๐๐ ๐


Imagine zvandaitirwa napart-time cleaner wekumba kwangu. She came in yesterday to clean up and do laundry. She burnt my shirt and didnโt even tell me. I saw it today ndichida kuipfeka. So I sent her a message ndikati ko wh didnโt you tell me about the burnt shirt. I still canโt believe her response!!!! โNdaitya kusvirwa. Ndakamboputsa whiskey glass remumwe murungu akandisviraโ๐ https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930

*Wobuda nepaWindow uchienda kuBoyfriend paunodzoka kuseni woona muRoom mako maiswa roja๐ ๐๐๐*


*Anhuwe Yedu yekuda kuPorofitwa iyi nezuro ndakazonzi ndine maBhebhi 3๐๐๐ฝ* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930 *MADZIBABA musadaro๐๐ญ*

๐Mharidzo yanhasi: *Kana mukadzi wako akatadza kubika no problem. Uri mumarriage hausi murestaurant, bikawo kkkkkk*๐ *Kanawo murume akatadza kukupa mari no problem, uri mu marriage hausi mu bank, shandawo* 50-50%๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ davira amen inobhowa satani๐๐ Follow now๐ฅ๐ฅโ


*Mukadzi wangu anenharo. Ndakambomuudza kuti imbwa yawatenga iyi ichatiparira yaruma vanhu. Nhasi yadzingirira mai vepanext vachibuda mubathroom kunogeza. Vatozopona nekutizira mubedroom mandanga ndakarara apa tauro ravanga vakamonera ranga radonhera panze ndobva vasara varinaked vasina kupfeka. Ini pandanga ndobvisa bhandi kuti ndirovese imbwa mukadzi wangu abva apinda achibva kubasa. Now I'm trying to explain zvirikutora nzvimbo iye avakungopopota zvisina basa. Humwe hudofo soo.* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930 ๐๐๐๐

*Buh muChannel munomu hamushayi munhu anogeza nechisaga chema potatoes ..๐ * https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930

*Anhuwe ndakaita 1 week ndichitsvaga Charger yangu yephone...izvo yaive pasi peTowel rangu rekugezesa๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930

*Uchiti wakuda kuchema parufu wonzwa umwe achidaira fone achiti "Hallo I say I am at the ฤรฎรฉ " ๐๐wochiti rega nditarise pasi ndisaseke woona gogo vemufi vakapfeka banana, apa dziri shutaz futi* ๐๐ *uchiti ubude panze woona mufundisi akapfeka tie yakanzi Zengeza 4 primary*๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadDeWOCnA7mqXmG0930

*Kana pane wamaziva siya like*๐ฅ *Honai ako kakatarisa wena*๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
